Why date a swimmer.
Saturday, June 20, 2009 1. We like it wet.
2. We are used to wearing next to nothing in front of people.
3. We are experts at putting on rubber and can do it fast.
4. We know how to push it and work under HARD conditions.
5. We believe practice makes perfect, thus will do it any time, day or night.
6. We are used to doing things ‘til we can’t go on any longer.
7. Sprinters are fast and efficient. Distance swimmers can last a long time.
8. We are always ready to dive in head first.
9. We may get tired but never stop in the middle.
10. We do it in the water.
11. We start fast, stay strong, and finish hard.
12. We are always wet and half naked.
13. We are able to do it on our backs or our stomachs.
14. We can do it fast or slow.
15. We can do it 4 different ways.
16. We know how to get dressed and undressed in no time.
17. We are always improving our times.
18. We are better when we put our hips into it.
19. We have good endurance.
20. We are not afraid of pain.
21. We always finish what we start.
22. We are always clean.
23. We will flip for you in a second.
24. The deeper we go, the faster we get.
25. We are always looking for the perfect stroke.
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